New Year's Post

This year I will:
-Post on this blog more than once a month- hopefully twice a week.
-Write some original fiction.
-Get a tattoo.
-Get a new passport.
-Go back to the UK.
-Get a new nose piercing.
-Read more and write about reading.
-Aquire currency, disregard females.
-Knit and craft more stuff.
-Save some money.

How To Bake: LemonEntry Style

1. Find a recipe. Think about how amazing this cake is gonna look. This cake is going to be the motherfuckin king of confectionery. At this moment, the cake is at it's most delicious.
2. Poke through the cupboards and discover we have no [fill in here]. Sigh, make cup of tea and flip through recipe-book. Look on the internet. Spill tea on recipe book. Mop up with aloe tissues.
3. Get shouted at by mother- she needs to make dinner and you're in the way. Shout back that it's all her fault there's no [fill in here]
4. Feed cat.
5. Look listlessly at only recipe one can make with available ingredients. Most disappointing cake ever.
6. Spill flour on Everything. Cat runs away.
7. Realise haven't turned on oven. Turn on slightly too hot.
8. Put cake in, wash up. Argument with mother over whether one has to dry up as well as well as wash.
9. Go on Facebook. Tell everyone on the internet how awesome your cake-making skillz are.
10. Realise cake is burning.
11. Think about scraping off burnt bits whilst assembling icing.
12. Icing hides all. No one will ever know. *cackle* Also sprinkles.
13. Serve to family and friends.
14. When taking off shirt later, finally notice flour tide-mark beneath boob-shelf.